El Douche

I don't take myself seriously. obviously. I could write about "capturing the moments" and remembering the first camera I got when I was in my mother's womb and how I fell in love with photography at a young age like I have been some sort of Rain Man with a camera my whole life. But that would all be a lie.

Honestly, I use to think photographers were the most annoying wanna-be artistic-less (I make up words, get over it) phonies on the face of the planet.